squandering my youth on the internet

Beth, from the sunny, sunny Gold Coast. I have an unhealthy obsession with television shows and the fictional characters whose lives they detail. I used to have a list on here but it got alarmingly long, so let's just go with odds are I like at least one of your shows - if not all of them

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alltimechemicalkilljoy:

the-tv-light:

lookatthewords:

goatsy:

Reblog if your cramps have ever

  • made you vomit
  • lasted between 2-3 days
  • stopped you from being able to walk or run
  • made you cry

It’s not considered a viable excuse on any occasion, and I would like to know why.

  • woken you up at night the pain was so bad
  • made you pass out
  • made you unable to stand up without doubling over and grabbing onto the closest object for support
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“It does a little bit. But the bigger thing that comes along is that we meet Reese’s father’s children by his next wife so we meet his half-brother and his half-sister is Kat Dennings. And they own a 45-percent share of the controlling stock in the company and that begins a story rolling of a hostile takeover of AWN.”

Aaron Sorkin when asked: Will the fallout from Jerry (Hamish Linklater) and Genoa play in?

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swolizard:

liquorinthefront:

Allstate has launched a beautiful campaign aimed at members of the LGBTQ community. Thanks, Allstate! <3

This made me so happy

bubblewrapjunkie:

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- And are you guys touring this summer?

- No.

Seriously fuck you. Don't ruin real OUAT kisses with your lesbian shit.

@Anonymous

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fuzzy-socks-hoarder:

xxtorchxx:

regina-obsession:

your-evilqueen:

swanqueensails:

xxtorchxx:

Thank you!! :)

Silly anon. Lesbian shit only ever improves things. Everything goes better with lesbians! What ruins real OUAT kisses? Real OUAT kisses.

That lesbian shit is 10000x better than the real OUAT kisses.
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It keeps getting better… Damn, SWEN… Bring it.

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OMG PLEASE KEEP THEM COMING I WANNA SEE THIS ON MY DASH AGAIN AND AGAIN. 

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HOLY CHEESEBALLS MCFUCKMUFFIN! THIS IS THE BEST POST OF THE YEAR! 

hell yes!! Masterpost of swan queen kisses is HEEEEREEEEE!!!!!

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oooooooh BOOOM!!!

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FOREVER REBLOG

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mobabyducky:

MY HEART

misterracoon:

roachpatrol:

yeah seriously tell us how wizardry’s done in the new world tell me how the wizards from france and spain and britain stamped out the brujos and the medicine men and set up their own schools tell me what the fuck the british raj did to fucking india because the patel twins are going to school in scotland and what are they told about their history, tell me about native american kids learning to say wingardium leviosa with hate in their hearts and tell me about wizarding rabbis bickering about whether you can use potions on the sabbath tell me about the slaves on their ships with their wands broken, mouthing curses in the dark tell me about the runaways that made it with garter snakes wrapped around their wrists that told them when they tasted dogs in the distance, tell me about the underground railroad and abolitionists with unbreakable vows and home-spun invisibility cloaks and disilusionments, using obliviate, using imperio, knowing that they served a higher justice, tell me about what happened to black wizards in the fifties, about what gates they were storming in the sixties tell me about queer wizards taking love potions every morning in their coffee to stay married to their husbands and their wives because what else could they do?

the world only begins and ends with straight white christians if you don’t bother looking any farther than that and too many people don’t and i am tired, tired, tired

Oh. 

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kingsleyyy:

So iOS 8 takes 15 centuries to download, but that U2 album appeared on our phones in the blink of an eye. OKAY APPLE.

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